BROKE JOKE$

The good thing about having a credit card is like at least I don’t have to see the money leaving my account. Atleast I don’t have to physically participate in the draining of my funds. I don’t have to pay with cash so at least im not counting my money away, like all the money that im fucking wasting. Like... atleast its just like “ oh just take the card, take the card, I don’t even wanna know how much it is, its gonna make me cry, just take the card.” I’d rather pay with the card because its less painful. With each dollar bill I count out, I die a little on the inside.

Do I want a receipt? FUCK YA I DO! You better give me a receipt. And it's not because I'm keeping any records of this, it's because I spent all this money just now so you better give me SOMETHING!

I’m a smart jew. I always save my recepts, spending 52 dollars on pump 4, I’ts like fuck just give me something! you know just give me something to hold on to, a receipt, a candy wrapper, a leaf, anything that’s worth something anything that has some monetary value, just gimme something!