JESUS vs. MOSES Walking Competition:

JESUS vs. MOSES Walking Competition: Jesus and Moses are each leading a girl scout troop through the dessert, side-by-side. They come across a huge body of water. They each look at each other and say with their eyes, "Fuck, how are we gonna do this?" Because at this point, they can't back out. No, they've got people following them. So Jesus starts taunting Moses: "What are you gonna do now, Moses? Big body of water. Big huge ocean, can't cross it, millions of people following you. What are you gonna do?" Moses doesn't respond. Jesus continues to taunt and brag to Moses, "I think I'm just gonna glide over it, dude. Yeah, that's right. I have magical powers. I'm just gonna walk over. How bout you, Moishey? What are YOU GONNA DO NOW?!" Moses turns to his troop and Jesus and says: "Uhhhhh .. we're goin' through the water. I got my stick, you all got your hopes and dreams, Jesus has got his crazy, zaney-ass idea about walking over the water or some bull-shit like that. Ya, you go do that, Jesus, we'll be right here when you get back from failing at walking over the water. Or, no, wait, actually, we won't be right here. We'll probably meet you when were walking through the water well probly see you on the sides, you know, DROWNING! We're just gonna go through. Come on, ladies, when there's a will, there's a way. Were the jews, were gonna stick together, if you can dream it you can jew it, were gonna walk jew the water, through the water, were gonna just jew through the water, we are gonna just jew the water.that's how you jew the water. That, my friends, that is hwo you Jew water. okay, you just part seas, and jew through, to the other side! fuck ya, LETS GO!" And then they sang the Me-cha-mo-cha. The End.