ROCKSTAR ENERGY DRINKS just came out with a new product. It's called, "RELAX." So after years of marketing drinks designed to rev you up, they finally realized, "WOW, what have we done? Our consumers are just getting way to cracked out, let's try to calm them down..." ----Rockstar: What goes up, must come down.
Rockstar: Feel the high, feel the low
Rockstar Energy Drink: Keeping America on a Consistent Cycle of Uppers and Downers.
Which makes me a little suspicious and want to ask The Rockstar Company: "Whose side are you REALLY on?"
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